id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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