I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
