I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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