I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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