Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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