Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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