Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Panties = found
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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