Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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