either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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