I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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