Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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