He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
i need some magic done to my vagina
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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