google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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