Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
then he tried to convert me to islam
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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