I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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