Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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