wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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