WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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