dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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