we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
It was confusing and full of hummus
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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