You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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