At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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