she looked like the before picture.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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