drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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