My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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