is your mom at the bar?
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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