So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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