trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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