Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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