Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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