: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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