if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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