How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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