hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You almost got us killed.
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