I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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