No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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