We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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