Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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