Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Randomize
