Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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