Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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