Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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