apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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