hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
tell me about the eggs
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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