I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize