Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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