This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Acid is not a monday night drug
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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