He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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