Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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