giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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