We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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