Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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